You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and now for the very first time with this remarkable new web service, you can pick your friend’s nose.
It is with no small amount of shame that I must announce that previous reports of the pickiness of my anaconda were greatly exaggerated.
Surely someone has done an X-Men erotic fan fiction entitled 50 Shades of Graymalkin Lane, right?
Yes. The answer is yes. Very exciting.
Have I successfully set up a microblog? Stay tuned for the exciting answer.