I Survived The Puyallup Fair And All I Got Was This Lousy Case Of Diabetes

The crazy thing about that Apple Watch 4 image is how it’s a round face but, thanks to being on a square watch, it accommodates eight complications. People say they aesthetically like round faces, but I honestly believe a square watch face is categorically better for a smartwatch.

This was a sight for sore eyes.

“Pecker’s apparent decision to corroborate Cohen’s account, and implicate Trump in a federal crime, is another vivid example of how isolated Trump is becoming as the walls close in and his former friends look for ways out.”

I’m glad Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was renewed in any capacity but it’s funny how it was granted a shorter season when it’s one of the few shows to figure out how to handle a 22+ episode season (by splitting it into two related story arcs).

Hank: Look at the sun! Looks like… like…

Me [thinking but not wanting to jump in]: Tatooine. Tatooine.

Hank: Tatooine!

Me [thinking]: Yessss.

The bad air quality in the Pacific Northwest made it totally looked like the sun from Tatooine. Other than it just being the one sun.

I’ve got a little social media withdrawal, LinkedIn, but not “congratulate someone on a work anniversary”-level social media withdrawal.

Ant-Man

Ant-Man

Does whatever an ant can

Lifts things

Is industrious

Follows orders… uh

Hey, let’s do Spider-Man instead.

He tries to play the whole “bitten by a radioactive spider” thing all cool but I bet when he’s by himself Spider-Man eats a huge bowl full of flies like it’s cereal.

Sunday meal planning consists of French toast for breakfast, followed by French toast for lunch and finished off with a sensible dinner of… [squints]… looks like French toast again.

Having a kid aged 1: scatter pacifiers throughout crib.

Having a kid aged 14: scatter power bricks throughout house.