The thing that prevents me from using Apple News with regularity is how it truncates longer headlines. Headlines should never be truncated ever.

Apple has effectively sized me out of the iPhone market. I can live with a 7-sized phone if I have to (I prefer the SE size), but if that is even going away I honestly do not know what I will do.

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I Survived The Puyallup Fair And All I Got Was This Lousy Case Of Diabetes

The crazy thing about that Apple Watch 4 image is how it’s a round face but, thanks to being on a square watch, it accommodates eight complications. People say they aesthetically like round faces, but I honestly believe a square watch face is categorically better for a smartwatch.

This was a sight for sore eyes.

“Pecker’s apparent decision to corroborate Cohen’s account, and implicate Trump in a federal crime, is another vivid example of how isolated Trump is becoming as the walls close in and his former friends look for ways out.”

I’m glad Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was renewed in any capacity but it’s funny how it was granted a shorter season when it’s one of the few shows to figure out how to handle a 22+ episode season (by splitting it into two related story arcs).

Hank: Look at the sun! Looks like… like…

Me [thinking but not wanting to jump in]: Tatooine. Tatooine.

Hank: Tatooine!

Me [thinking]: Yessss.

The bad air quality in the Pacific Northwest made it totally looked like the sun from Tatooine. Other than it just being the one sun.