Thanks to @hir0 for pointing out Icro, a nice client for iOS that has tabs instead of the menus of the official client. And, like him, I’ve also removed TweetBot from my dock.

Deleted my Facebook account but I’ll get emails from them forever because of that time my kid set up an account using one of my other email addresses and then forgot the password so no one can delete it.

Just deactivated my Facebook account. It was kind of nice to catch up with some people from high school but then there’s the whole trying to get all my information, tie it to my banking records and helping elect a white supremacist to the White House thing.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and now for the very first time with this remarkable new web service, you can pick your friend’s nose.

It is with no small amount of shame that I must announce that previous reports of the pickiness of my anaconda were greatly exaggerated.

Surely someone has done an X-Men erotic fan fiction entitled 50 Shades of Graymalkin Lane, right?

Have I successfully set up a microblog? Stay tuned for the exciting answer.